Angela: It’s not my fault. I was exposed to Harry Potter.
The Office 6.10 - Murder
Michael: Give me the bottle or you’re fired.
Dwight: You can’t fire me, I don’t work in this van!The Office 2.12 - “The Injury”
(via calikalie)
G.N.O
- Michael: What's up, spinsterrrs.
- Angela: Nothing. You know, this is a luncheon shower, girls only.
- Michael: No problem. The guys are having a little shindig of their own, in the warehouse. From 2.30 to 3.15. It was the only time Bob was available. Sort of a guy's night out, a G-N-O, if you will. A ger-noh. Actually it's more like a guy's afternoon in, a G-A-I, a gay. Not, not, that's er...not gay. It's just a...it's a bridal shower for guys. A guy shower. An hour long shower with guys.



