Liz: I’ll move to Cleveland when you get that Ikea. Never!
Floyd: Oh! Don’t you deprive the good people of Cleveland an Ikea! You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!
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Bill: Your bedtime will be at 4am and not a minute lataah. And whilst you are under my roof, hunting is completely forbidden. We also recycle in this house, True Blood and other glass products go into the blue containah, while paper products go into the white containah.
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Barney: The way the faces of the less fortunated light up when you give them a hot nutritious meal, is there a better feeling on Earth?
Robin: Yesterday you said the best feeling on Earth was getting your toe sucked. Then you requested a high five… with your foot.(via ilikeithere)
Remember when people used to say “boss” when they were describing something really cool. Like, “those shoulder pads are really boss man.” “Look at that perm, that perm is so boss!” It’s what made me want to become a boss. And I looked so good in a perm and shoulder pads. But now, boss is just slang, for jerk in charge.
— Michael Scott (via theofficequotes)
