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dustland:

Barney: The way the faces of the less fortunated light up when you give them a hot nutritious meal, is there a better feeling on Earth?Robin: Yesterday you said the best feeling on Earth was getting your toe sucked. Then you requested a high five… with your foot.

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dustland:

Barney: The way the faces of the less fortunated light up when you give them a hot nutritious meal, is there a better feeling on Earth?
Robin: Yesterday you said the best feeling on Earth was getting your toe sucked. Then you requested a high five… with your foot.

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How I Met Your Mother

  • Robin: I am Canadian. Remember? We celebrate Thanksgiving in October.
  • Ted: Oh right I forgot. You guys are weird and you pronounce the word 'out', 'oot'.
  • Robin: You guys are the world's leader in hand gun violence; your health care system is bankrupt and your country is deeply divided on almost every important issue.
  • Ted: [pause] Your cops are called 'mounties'.
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