Sharonnnn

lonelytourist:

Liz: I’ll move to Cleveland when you get that Ikea. Never!
Floyd: Oh! Don’t you deprive the good people of Cleveland an Ikea! You are vindictive, Liz Lemon!

lonelytourist:

Oprah: I want to help you. What can I do? 
Liz: Can you please say “Please welcome Liz Lemoooooooon!” 
Oprah: No.

ronnydrama:Tracy Jordan’s novelty licence plate. “I see you ate one. Am I?”

I don’t really think it’s fair for me to be on a jury, because I’m a hologram.