greatestfallofalltime:elliep:evan-g:pibbplusredvines:
“Are you out of your mind? Look at Jules’ past dating record, okay? She dated Dan Remming who’s had a six pack since, like, kindergarten. Jason Stone, who looks like fucking Zach Morris, and Matt Muir. Matt Muir. He’s the sweetest guy ever. Have you ever stared into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard The Beatles.”